GhomeshiGurl is a blogger who applied to write for GIANTSComedy.com, thinking the show was actually JIAN-ts, a toddler fan club dedicated to CBC Radio host Jian Ghomeshi. GhomeshiGurl is a free-standing project within GIANTS Comedy written by stand-up/writer Jordan Cohen. If it’s actual info about the show you’re after, read any other post.
“A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be.”
- Albert Einstein, a human being just like you and me.
I’m here. Or, I’ve found myself here. And you’ve found me. For this, I apologize.
It is my job to introduce you to GIANTS — a show that exists.
It is also my job to welcome you to GIANTScomedy.com — a website on the Internet.
That should cover it. Thanks for stopping by. This has been GhomeshiGurl wishing you—
…I have been informed that this was too formless for an initial post. I will continue, as apparently you the reader cannot read between the lines.
I guess I should tell you a bit about me and why I’m here.
A bit about me: I am GhomeshiGurl.
Why I’m here: Phonetics is a tricky thing.
Elaboration: Jian Ghomeshi: Patron Saint of Studly Canadiana and The Soul Patch
Elaboration II: The Revenge of Elaboration: I heard about a lead writing job for the GIANTS site. That’s the problem — I heard it.
I thought it was a lead writing job for “JIANts,” which I naturally assumed to be a Jian Ghomeshi toddler fan club — sort of a “Jian’s Tots” sort of thing. This was an idea I really saw myself getting behind. Who wouldn’t jump at the opportunity to spread the gospel of CBC Radio One’s sideburned franchise and 2-3rd best Moxy Früvous drummer of all time for a living?
So I masqueraded as GhomeshiGurl, Jian Ghomeshi’s #1 13-year-old girl fan, sacrificing my real name, age and gender to solidify the role—an undoubtedly pleasant bonus. I signed the papers, called my parents to let them know I’ve made it, and that’s when the soulless monsters at GIANTS decided to inform me I shouldn’t accept job positions without reading contracts or asking any sort of follow-up questions.
So keep checking back at GIANTScomedy.com for all your GIANTS updates, reviews and behind-the-scenes extras from me, GhomeshiGurl.